too bored to function.
"pancake people aren’t the kind of people I need in my life"
-my fucking boyfriend
So today my mom said “sometimes you need to kiss ass to get what you want” and it made me remember how in preschool I told a boy if he kissed my left buttcheek I’d date him. He totally did it but I never dated him, it was so hilarious.
I don’t know if you’re male or female but yup definitely pregnant.
No you’re sitting in a goddamn road that’s why
Prepare your anus, ima go turbo tonite
I betcha that’s loud as fuck.
Imagine just sitting somewhere where it’s dead silent, like a funeral, and all of a sudden *CLLRRRRK* “GOD DAMN IT JEFFRY NOW IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME”
This girl that I dated used to post song lyrics as statuses, and the lyrics would be girls singing about boys and she’d change it to be about girls just as her way to kind of brag about being gay and I was like seriously we all know you’re a fucking lesbian you don’t need to be pretentious and annoying
Is… is someone going to explain this? Or are we JUST gonna post a picture of blood soaked money on tumblr with no info whatsoever?
If you scrolled by this without reblogging or laughing, you’re a sick person.